Sandusky to Enter Republican Primary Race
STATE COLLEGE, PA — Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky has thrown his hat into the 2012 Republican presidential primary race.
STATE COLLEGE, PA — Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky has thrown his hat into the 2012 Republican presidential primary race.
TEMPLE CITY, CA — High school junior Byron Carter has tried unsuccessfully for the last six months to utter a complete sentence that does not contain the word “dude” in it.
A detective whose penis was blown off in bomb blast has it surgically replaced with a new one made of ice. Follow his exploits as he fights crime and upholds American values, while maintaining the temperature of his pants a cool 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Stars Charlie Sheen.
TOLEDO, OH — Another alleged victim to accuse Herman Cain of sexual harassment has stepped forward — not to blame him for his misdeeds, but to thank him for helping her secure a “plum job.”
CONCORDE, NH — A group of dogs claimed responsibility for the bombing Thursday of a spay & neuter clinic run by a prominent veterinarian. In a statement released today, the canines called mandatory sterilization “an egregious overreach of local government” and “regulation run rampant.”
…and all I got was this lousy, minimum wage job.
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — In a press conference Tuesday, presidential candidate Herman Cain denied accusations of sexual harassment, declaring emphatically that he did not recognize the front of accuser Sharon Bialek’s head when he watched her read a statement on television.
From the producers of “The Amazing Race.” An elderly woman suffering from Alzheimer’s disease is airlifted to various locations around the world and told to find her way back home. Host: Simon Cowell.
The famous 8-foot Looney Tunes rooster stars as the owner of a legal brothel in Nevada, called “The Roost.” Stars Chuck Woolery.
Panel of celebrities has to figure out which one of three contestants has not been sexually harassed by Donald Trump.