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Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
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Image of Marco Rubio Blowing Great Dane Photoshopped, Claims Campaign
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A photo released online by the Ted Cruz campaign depicting Marco Rubio…
Trump Vows to Bring Scalia Back from the Dead
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) — Claiming that he has a “knack for bringing the deceased back…
Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI
HUNTSVILLE, AR (TheSkunk.org) — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions…
Trump’s Plan to Deport Illegals Would Exclude the Ones Working for Him
New York (TheSkunk.org) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump today clarified his position on illegal immigration,…
Bobby Jindal Unveils Campaign Strategy to Hypnotize Voters
Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
Top Search Terms of the Week: July 31, 2015
It’s Friday, which means it’s time again for the Top Ten Search words of the…
Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate
The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate.
