ATHENS (TheSkunk.org) — With the likelihood of being expelled from the Eurozone, Greece has decided to make Disney Dollars its official currency. Available in $1,
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Romney Begins Construction on His Presidential Library One Week Before Election
Romney said the library will offer a comprehensive look at his presidency, including an entire wing dedicated to “my landslide victory in the 2012 election.”
Romney Blasts Obama for ‘Misguided’ Purchase of Louisiana Territory
Mitt Romney slammed President Obama for squandering millions of taxpayer dollars in a real estate transaction with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Nationwide Theft of Fleet Enemas Sign of Struggling Economy, Mass Constipation
Over the past six months, the iconic green and white, oblong boxes have been reportedly pilfered from hundreds of retailers nationwide.
Pizza Delivery Boy Retiring from Adult Film Industry
CANOGA PARK, CA — A local pizza delivery boy told reporters yesterday he is tired of walking onto the set of a porno film whenever he makes a home delivery.
Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies
Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”
Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up
John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.
China Hiring Americans to Lay Railroad Track
JILIN PROVINCE, China (TheSkunk.org) — The Chinese government is hiring thousands of American workers to lay track for the country’s state-of-the-art, high-speed rail system.
