WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Over 10,000 camouflaged tanks, armored personnel carriers, and combat support vehicles have mysteriously vanished, according to Pentagon officials. The vehicles, painted in
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Trump’s Hawaii Investigators Found Dead
HONOLULU (TheSkunk.org) — After an anonymous tip on Monday, authorities uncovered the remains of the investigators Donald Trump sent to Hawaii over five years ago
Putin Rolls Triple Sixes: Moves Two More Troops into Position
UKRAINE (TheSkunk.org) — Russian President Vladimar Putin’s roll of the dice this morning resulted in three sixes to Ukraine’s two and five, which allowed him
Romney Campaign Reveals Debate Zingers
DENVER (TheSkunk.org) — The Romney campaign has released a list of the so-called “zingers” Governor Romney will be using at the debate against Barack Obama
Romney Leads Obama Among Oblivious Voters
Gov.Mitt Romney leads President Obama among oblivious voters, according to a new CNN poll released today.
Republicans Deny Existence of Mars
Immediately following the announcement of the Mars landing by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Rep. Michelle Bachmann tweeted to her followers: “Existence of planet other than Earth biggest hoax ever perpetrated by left wing media.”
Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill
WASHINGTON — After three years of having congressional Republicans do the opposite of whatever he attempted, President Obama decided to use reverse psychology on the GOP to get them to move forward with his agenda.
Herman Cain Proposes Running Country Only During Business Hours
In order to operate the United States in a more efficient manner, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain today proposed new business hours for the country.
Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies
Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”
House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months
Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP’s hatred of President Obama for another six months.
