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• Economy

White House Touts Double-Digit Employment

Braddon Mendelson February 2, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- A new report from the White House indicates that 93% of Americans currently have...

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• Skunk Nation

Bush DNA Cleansed from White House

Braddon Mendelson January 31, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- No sooner had he been sworn into office than President Barack Obama ordered his...

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• Economy

Obama Says Sale of Virginity Good for Economy

Braddon Mendelson January 14, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Citing his campaign theme that good ideas can come from anywhere, President-elect Barack Obama praised...

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• Election 2008

Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home

Braddon Mendelson November 2, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — In the latest rhetorical gaffe for the Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Senator Joe Biden claimed...

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• Election 2008

'Plumber Joe' Replaced by 'Crack Whore Wanda'

Braddon Mendelson October 16, 2008

AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he...

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• Election 2008

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

Braddon Mendelson August 25, 2008

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by...

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• Election 2008

New Bush Advisor: Obama

Braddon Mendelson July 15, 2008

Citing Barack Obama’s “wisdom beyond his years,” President Bush revealed today that he will be heeding the...

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• Election 2008

Obama’s Pastor Damns Local Teacher

Braddon Mendelson May 31, 2008

As a follow-up to his widely viewed performance on YouTube, where he instructed God to “Damn America,”...

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• Election 2008

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Braddon Mendelson May 11, 2008

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack...

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• Election 2008

Obama Campaign Booboo

Braddon Mendelson April 27, 2008

With the Democratic primaries becoming ever more contentious and controversial, the campaign of Sen. Barack Obama ran...

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