Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.
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Trump’s Immigration Policy Exposed
Donald Trump has vowed to build a barricade along the entire U.S.-Mexico border if he is elected president. But what, exactly, would it look like?
Trump Already Building His Presidential Library
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Ground broke Monday on the President Donald J. Trump Library and Museum in Upper Manhattan. Funded solely by Donald J. Trump,
Egyptians Elect Tutankhamen
Ancient Pharaoh Tutankhamen, who ruled over Egypt during the 18th Dynasty, has been elected the country’s new President.
Romney Asks Nation to Decide What He Should Believe In
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney told supporters Monday that if elected president, he would have the whole country vote on what his opinions should be before he expresses them.
Chris Christie Vows to Keep Eating Until He’s ‘Bigger Than Taft’
TRENTON, NJ — Governor Chris Christie responded today to criticism of his obesity by announcing plans to continue expanding his waistline until he is “bigger and heavier than that fat fuck William Taft.”
Herman Cain Predicts Country will Mourn his Death More than Steve Jobs
“I’m not discounting Mr. Jobs for inventing the iPhone and iPad — those are very useful items,” said Cain, “but I was the one who came up with the pepperoni and sausage value pie for 6.99.”
America's Visa Gold Card Cancelled
Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.
Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month
President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month.
Who will be next?
