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Vancouver extends Olympics three years
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Unwilling to part with an event that has brought global recognition to their city, Vancouver authorities have declared they will be extending the 2010 Winter Olympics for another three years. “Hosting the Olympics has been the best thing to ever happen to us,” according to Mayor Gregor Robertson. “From
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Phelps Scores Endorsement deal with Bong Manufacturer
HUMBOLDT COUNTY, CA — Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has signed a three-year endorsement agreement with Toke-Rite Industries, the world’s largest manufacturer of bongs and other marijuana paraphernalia. After Kellogg’s dumped
Palestinian Athlete Refuses to Breathe Same Air as Israeli Team
BEIJING – A Palestinian Olympic swimmer has declared he will not “breathe the same air” as the Israeli athletes. This is not the first anti-Israel statement coming from the 29th Olympiad. Earlier, an Iranian swimmer dropped out of the Games because he would
