Bush Soils Constitution

Bush Soils Constitution

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 12, 2008

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA — In a press conference last Friday, Dr. Lamont Dandle, head curator for the National Archives, announced that one of the remaining original, handwritten copies of the United States Constitution had been damaged beyond repair — and President Bush was to blame. The document had

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Senators Seek to Legalize Bribery, Solicitation of Gay Sex

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By Editors, The Skunk • on August 4, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that would make it legal for elected officials to accept bribes and solicit gay prostitutes in public facilities. The Senators introduced their legislation,

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