Month: August 2008

• Election 2008

McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

Editors August 29, 2008

DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the...

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• Politics

Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016

Editors August 29, 2008

Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for...

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• Health

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

Editors August 28, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world's first successful oral-anal transplant....

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• Election 2008

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

Editors August 25, 2008

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by...

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• Election 2008

McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate

Editors August 23, 2008

ARIZONA – In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will...

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• Election 2008

Obama Chooses Self for V.P.

Editors August 21, 2008

DENVER, CO — In a stunning turn of events early this morning, Senator Barack Obama announced that...

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• Election 2008

McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean

Editors August 20, 2008

NEW ORLEANS, LA -- John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly...

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• Election 2008

McCain Vetting VPs over Strip Poker

Editors August 20, 2008

John McCain will be hosting an evening of strip poker at his ranch in Sedona, Arizona.

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• Skunk Nation

Cheney to Build Abu Ghraib Amusement Park

Editors August 18, 2008

Dick Cheney plans to build a theme park inspired by the infamous Baghdad prison complex. Located just...

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• Election 2008

McCain Sets New Record for Use of Term "Surge"

Editors August 17, 2008

LOS ANGELES – Before an audience of mostly independent voters, Senator John McCain mentioned the word “Surge”...

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