Year: 2008

• Election 2008

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Editors 18 years ago 0

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack...

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• Election 2008
• Politics

Super Delegate Can’t Fly

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A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and...

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• Economy
• Election 2008

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

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WASHINGTON, DC -- Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he...

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• Politics

Guam Elects Ron Paul

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The territory of Guam has elected Ron Paul as their first president.

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• Politics

Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant

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The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin...

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• Election 2008

Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright

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In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the contentious Chicago...

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• The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed

"Intelligent Design"

Editors 18 years ago 0

in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n. Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism. USAGE: “The universe...

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• Election 2008

McCain Calls for Gun Holiday

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WASHINGTON -- Senator John McCain today called for a three month "Gun Holiday," during which gun control...

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• Election 2008

McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me

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John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by issuing a...

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• Election 2008

McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List

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SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential...

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