Year: 2008

• Election 2008

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Editors May 11, 2008

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack...

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• Election 2008
• Politics

Super Delegate Can’t Fly

Editors May 10, 2008

A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and...

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• Economy
• Election 2008

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

Editors May 10, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he...

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• Politics

Guam Elects Ron Paul

Editors May 10, 2008

The territory of Guam has elected Ron Paul as their first president.

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• Politics

Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant

Editors May 10, 2008

The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin...

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• Election 2008

Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright

Editors May 5, 2008

In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the contentious Chicago...

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• The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed

"Intelligent Design"

Editors April 30, 2008

in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n. Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism. USAGE: “The universe...

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• Election 2008

McCain Calls for Gun Holiday

Editors April 30, 2008

WASHINGTON -- Senator John McCain today called for a three month "Gun Holiday," during which gun control...

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• Election 2008

McCain to Highest Court: Annoint Me

Editors April 27, 2008

John McCain has asked the Supreme Court to intervene in the 2008 presidential elections, by issuing a...

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• Election 2008

McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List

Editors April 27, 2008

SEDONA, AZ – Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential...

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