Proposition 95
Confused about Proposition 95? This political commercial might help. But we doubt it.
Braddon Mendelson
Ringling Bros. Acquires Lehman Bros.
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has acquired Lehman Brothers
Disorganized Community Seeks Return of Obama
POETS BEND, IL — “Bring back Barack!” came the cries from this small town on…
Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments
FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov….
Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant
LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United…
Bush Library: “Not in My backyard”
WASHINGTON, DC — The creation of the George W. Bush Presidential Library hit yet another snag this week, when Montana refused to issue a building permit. This makes it the seventh state – after Utah, Oklahoma, Missouri, Virginia, West Virginia and Florida — to reject the President’s proposed home for his administration’s legacy.
Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin
PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of…
Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison
Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp Warren Jeffs converted to Republicanism.
McCain Reenacts Crucifixion to Gain Evangelical Vote
FLAGSTAFF, AZ — John McCain today had himself nailed to a huge wooden cross —…
