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Obama to Enslave White People, Says GOP

Editors September 5, 2009

President Obama’s healthcare plan is a thinly veiled attempt to force all white people into slavery, according...

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Sarah Palin to run for Governor of Alaska

Editors August 13, 2009

ANCHORAGE -- Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has announced plans to run for Governor of Alaska...

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Secluded Republican Voter Thinks 2000 Presidential Campaign is Still Going On

Editors July 22, 2009

Anthropologists from the University of Ohio discovered a Republican voter isolated deep in the Appalachian hills who...

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Alaska Supreme Court to Rule on Partial-Term Administrations

Editors July 16, 2009

JUNEAU, AK -- No sooner did Governor Sarah Palin decide to abort her term in office after...

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McCain Wants Own Library Despite Never Being President

Editors July 16, 2009

SEDONA, AZ -- Senator John McCain today announced plans to build his own presidential library, despite the...

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Gov. Sanford Sent Same Sex Letter to all Mistresses

Editors July 1, 2009

Gov. Sanford sent the same sex letter to all his mistresses, and boy are they pissed.

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GOP Removes ‘Family Values’ from Platform

Editors June 25, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today it will be removing the much-hyped “Family Values”...

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GOP Elephant Switches Parties

Editors June 20, 2009

BALTIMORE -- On the heels of Senator Arlen Specter’s jump to the Democratic Party, the GOP Elephant...

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Republicans Propose Ayatollah System for U.S.

Editors June 19, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC -- In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed...

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Specter Switches Genders

Editors May 18, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Following his surprising switch to the Democratic Party, Senator Arlen Specter has announced that as...

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