Election 2008

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Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

Editors September 10, 2008

FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin...

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Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant

Editors September 9, 2008

LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and...

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Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Editors September 7, 2008

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women...

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McCain Reenacts Crucifixion to Gain Evangelical Vote

Editors September 5, 2008

FLAGSTAFF, AZ — John McCain today had himself nailed to a huge wooden cross — with the...

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McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

Editors September 5, 2008

MINNEAPOLIS – On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another...

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Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech

Editors September 4, 2008

ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK — The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has...

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Palin's Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant

Editors September 4, 2008

Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant.

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McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

Editors September 2, 2008

MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the...

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McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

Editors August 29, 2008

DAYTON, OH — With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the...

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Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position

Editors August 25, 2008

DENVER, CO — In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by...

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