Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?
Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s…
Election 2008
McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed
One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore…
Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code
The DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process have been tapped by the federal government to revamp the tax code.
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he…
McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers
After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his…
McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone
A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not…
Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President
Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and…
Super Delegate Can’t Fly
A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and legs Thursday, after jumping from a fourth floor window at the DNC Headquarters in Nashville, in his attempt to “fly faster than a speeding bullet.”
McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan
WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the national debt.
Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright
In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the…
