Trump Accuses Democrats of Conspiring to Vote Him Out of Office
Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed…
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Lindsey Graham’s Transition to Bootlicking Toady Complete
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South…
Trump to Provide Gold Toilets to Refugee Children
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for…
Queen Elizabeth Felt ‘Violated’ Every Time Hand Kissed
BUCKINGHAM PALACE (TheSkunk.org) – Queen Elizabeth II today revealed she felt “violated” thousands of times…
Trump Slated to Use ‘Best Words’ for State of the Union Address
As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the…
Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
First Lady Changes Name of ‘Be Best’ Campaign to ‘Be Da Best’
Melania Trump has decided to change the name of her anti-bullying campaign, from “Be Best” to “Be Da Best.”
Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General…
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
