Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed that Democrats have been conspiring to amass the largest voter
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Lindsey Graham’s Transition to Bootlicking Toady Complete
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South Carolina senator’s transition from “something humanoid” to a “worshipping, ass-kissing,
Trump to Provide Gold Toilets to Refugee Children
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for the poor conditions in which immigrant children are forced reside,
Queen Elizabeth Felt ‘Violated’ Every Time Hand Kissed
BUCKINGHAM PALACE (TheSkunk.org) – Queen Elizabeth II today revealed she felt “violated” thousands of times over the past 70 years as dignitaries from around the
Trump Slated to Use ‘Best Words’ for State of the Union Address
As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the Union Address, sources familiar with the President’s speech say it
Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
First Lady Changes Name of ‘Be Best’ Campaign to ‘Be Da Best’
Melania Trump has decided to change the name of her anti-bullying campaign, from “Be Best” to “Be Da Best.”
Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump condemned the chuckles and guffaws directed at
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
