Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea
Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.
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Ghost of bin Laden Haunts Jersey Family
HIGGINSVILLE, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — The ghost of terrorist Osama bin Laden has taken up residence in the home of James Armer, where it has attempted to terrorize the entire family with an assortment of mischievous tricks.
Prince William and Kate to Honeymoon in Abbottabad
Prince William and his wife, the former Kate Middleton, have finally left for their honeymoon to the city of Abbottabad, Pakistan.
New Videotape Surfaces from Osama bin Laden
A new videotape surfaced today from Osama bin Laden.
Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month
President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month.
Who will be next?
Trump Claims He's Killed More Terrorists than Obama
Donald Trump told reporters Monday that he is “very proud and honored” to have killed many more terrorists than the President.
William and Kate Promise to Restore Medieval Values to Monarchy
Britain’s newest pair of royals have laid out plans to return their nation to the totalitarian rule enjoyed by their countrymen in the 15th century.
What are their plans?
Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up
John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.
Alien Refutes Abductee's Version of Events
A man’s account of being abducted by aliens is being disputed by the aliens.
What really happened?
Straight Man Likes to Act Gay
A pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then “just for fun.”
