Science & Tech
Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.
Scientific Community Bans Cloning of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
The International Order of Concerned Scientists has concluded that the cloning of Ms. Sanders would unleash unintended consequences and must be prevented at all costs.
EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water
The new EPA order coincides with the recent deregulation of other toxic compounds, such as glue, turpentine and Raspberry-pumpkin Fanta soda.
Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th
This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years.
Urine Recycling Big Business in California
Lawmakers have ordered residents to relieve themselves into plastic bottles, which they are to place on their curbs for daily pickup.
NASA Disappointed that Pluto Looks ‘Kinda Like the ‘Moon’
LAUREL, MD (TheSkunk.org) — After nine years and millions of dollars, NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft…
Bones Found in Desert Belong to Skeleton
The bones, hard and white, and of varying shapes and sizes, were discovered by some backpackers who were out for a day hike.
GOP Alternative to Obamacare: Insurance by Skin Color
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation proposed on Monday a system of…
Congressional Hearing Reveals Millions Have Trouble Signing Up for Death Panels
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — In yet another blow to the launch of the Affordable Care Act,…
