Old Men Have Shorter Life Expectancies

Old Men Have Shorter LIfe Expectancies

CHICAGO — Results of a study conducted by the Journal of American Research suggest that old men have a shorter life expectancy than that of their younger counterparts.

Dermatologist Repulsed by Teenager’s Zit

BEVERLY HILLS — A popular dermatologist was repulsed by a particularly gross looking acne blemish on the face of one of his teenage patients.

Surgeons Replace Man’s Severed Penis with his Big Toe

Penis toe

A man whose penis was severed from his body recently underwent surgery to replace the missing appendage with the big toe from his right foot.

CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs

Swine Flu Victims Mainly Pigs

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the “Swine Flu,” are pigs.

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

Oral-Anal Transplant

WASHINGTON, DC – Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant.