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Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
GOP Alternative to Obamacare: Insurance by Skin Color
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation proposed on Monday a system of…
Congressional Hearing Reveals Millions Have Trouble Signing Up for Death Panels
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — In yet another blow to the launch of the Affordable Care Act,…
Dr. Murray to Open Celebrity Sleep Clinic
Beverly Hills (TheSkunk.org) — Dr. Conrad Murray, the former personal physician to the late pop…
First Death Attributed to the Affordable Care Act
MICHIGAN (TheSkunk.org) — A man was found dead in his apartment Monday, an apparent victim…
GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that…
New iPhone Hybrid Has Gasoline Engine That Kicks In When Power Dies
CUPERTINO, CA (TheSkunk.org) – Apple has announced the release of its new iPhone H hybrid,…
Spider Accuses Homeowners of Using Chemical Weapons
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — A black widow spider residing at the 3700 block of Elm…
San Diego Issues Heightened Filner Alert
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) – Another mayoral harassment will occur sometime in the next 30 days,…
San Diego Chicken Latest to Accuse Mayor Filner of Harassment
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) — A new victim has come forward to accuse Mayor Bob Filner…
British Men Encourage Princess Kate to Breastfeed in Public
LONDON (TheSkunk.org) — A survey released today reveals 93% of British men want Princess Catherine…
