Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
War on Christmas ‘Winnable’ Say Jewish Lawmakers
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Members of the Congressional Jewish Caucus Tuesday issued a statement expressing their…
Rand Paul’s Plagiarism Apology Lifted from Anthony Weiner Speech
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Sen. Rand Paul’s apology for using plagiarized passages in his speeches appears…
GOP Alternative to Obamacare: Insurance by Skin Color
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation proposed on Monday a system of…
Congressional Hearing Reveals Millions Have Trouble Signing Up for Death Panels
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — In yet another blow to the launch of the Affordable Care Act,…
Dr. Murray to Open Celebrity Sleep Clinic
Beverly Hills (TheSkunk.org) — Dr. Conrad Murray, the former personal physician to the late pop…
First Death Attributed to the Affordable Care Act
MICHIGAN (TheSkunk.org) — A man was found dead in his apartment Monday, an apparent victim…
GOP: Obama Can End Shutdown by Renouncing His Own Presidency
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Speaker John Boehner said today that if Barack Obama would declare that…
New iPhone Hybrid Has Gasoline Engine That Kicks In When Power Dies
CUPERTINO, CA (TheSkunk.org) – Apple has announced the release of its new iPhone H hybrid,…
Spider Accuses Homeowners of Using Chemical Weapons
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — A black widow spider residing at the 3700 block of Elm…
