Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Should the Government Be Allowed to Collect Our Phone Numbers?
What difference does it make? They’ll have their way with me, then I’ll wait by the phone all day and they’ll never call. They never do.
— Nancy Korr,
Student,
Miami, FL
Terrorists Outraged at NSA Surveillance
MIDDLE EAST (TheSkunk.org) — A group of Islamic Jihadists bashed the U.S. government Monday for…
NASA Photo Reveals Gandalf on Mars
The wizard Gandalf is seen emerging from the surface of the red planet in a photograph taken by NASA’s Mars rover.
NRA’s LaPierre: ‘Anti-Sodomy Law Must Exclude Guns’
RICHMOND, VA (TheSkunk.org) — As Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli attempts to bring anti-sodomy laws…
NRA: If Bombing Victims Had Their Own Bombs, They Could Have Fought Back
BOSTON (TheSkunk.org) — NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that if the victims of…
U.S. Surrenders to North Korea
“The time has come when we must let go of the values we held dear from our past and embrace new ones,” said Obama, “values that will be instilled into each of us by our new Supreme Leader at a time and place of his choosing.”
GOP: New Fonts Will Attract Voters
“People want the GOP to stop using the same old typeface,” explained Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, “and replace it with something that is more visually alluring.”
North Dakota Bill Allows Fetuses to Own Guns
North Dakota became the first state on Monday to pass fetal firearm legislation, which extends 2nd Amendment rights to the unborn.
Boy Scouts to Remove ‘Friendly, Courteous, Kind’ from Scout Law
“As a private organization, we can legally discriminate against anyone,” said BSA Executive Vice President Leonard Moffatt. “For example, if we thought the Jewish boys were getting too powerful, we could ban them altogether.”
