Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Baby Rescued From Inside Woman’s Body
An infant was discovered curled up inside a woman’s body.
It’s National Skunk Day, Again
It’s that time of year when we celebrate those odoriferous little creatures who have showered…
IRS Accused of Extorting Millions from Working-Class Americans
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Internal Revenue Service targeted millions of citizens in a wide-ranging extortion…
Should the Government Be Allowed to Collect Our Phone Numbers?
What difference does it make? They’ll have their way with me, then I’ll wait by the phone all day and they’ll never call. They never do.
— Nancy Korr,
Student,
Miami, FL
Terrorists Outraged at NSA Surveillance
MIDDLE EAST (TheSkunk.org) — A group of Islamic Jihadists bashed the U.S. government Monday for…
NASA Photo Reveals Gandalf on Mars
The wizard Gandalf is seen emerging from the surface of the red planet in a photograph taken by NASA’s Mars rover.
NRA’s LaPierre: ‘Anti-Sodomy Law Must Exclude Guns’
RICHMOND, VA (TheSkunk.org) — As Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli attempts to bring anti-sodomy laws…
NRA: If Bombing Victims Had Their Own Bombs, They Could Have Fought Back
BOSTON (TheSkunk.org) — NRA Chief Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that if the victims of…
U.S. Surrenders to North Korea
“The time has come when we must let go of the values we held dear from our past and embrace new ones,” said Obama, “values that will be instilled into each of us by our new Supreme Leader at a time and place of his choosing.”
