Trump Accuses Democrats of Conspiring to Vote Him Out of Office
Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed that Democrats have been conspiring to amass the largest voter
Washington, DC (TheSkunk.org) – In a prerecorded message to his supporters, President Trump today claimed that Democrats have been conspiring to amass the largest voter
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South Carolina senator’s transition from “something humanoid” to a “worshipping, ass-kissing,
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – In order to stem off criticism aimed at the Trump administration for the poor conditions in which immigrant children are forced reside,
WASHINGTON (TheSkung.org) – If the 2020 election were held today, a new poll shows that Trump would lose to excrement from various animals, including a
BUCKINGHAM PALACE (TheSkunk.org) – Queen Elizabeth II today revealed she felt “violated” thousands of times over the past 70 years as dignitaries from around the
As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the Union Address, sources familiar with the President’s speech say it
The cashier should first determine if the customer is, in fact, merry. Inquire, for example, the state of their relationships, the quantity of their 401k funds and perhaps most telling, have they had a good bowel movement today. Merry, indeed.
— Rep. Sal Dennison,
Ohio
Yes, but only to the Jewish ones, just to see what kind of reaction they get.
— Rabbi Moses Edelberger,
Cincinnati, Ohio
The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.
Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.