Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
The Death of Regis
Documentary highlighting how the world will change after the impending death of talk-show icon Regis Philbin.
Tea Party Spit Take
(2010) Tea Party members fill their mouths with real tea and spit it out at a giant Barack Obama target. Those who get closest to his heart win prizes.
Should Sexual Harrassment Allegations Against Herman Cain Disqualify Him from Becoming President?
“I don’t know. I mean, I’m sure his victims must have been pretty hot or he wouldn’t have tried anything with them, right? So I won’t form any opinions until they come forward and I can see how hot they are.”
— Mel Franks
Liberal Arts Student
San Diego State University
Furrows in Rupert Murdoch's Brow Reveal Missing Elements of Ancient Map
Furrows in Rupert Murdoch’s Brow Reveal Missing Elements of Ancient Map
The Disciples
Jesus reveals to his disciples that the wine they are drinking is actually his blood.
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments ‘Over-Regulation’; Would Repeal Five of Them
House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'
WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”
Infamous Pubic Hair from 1991 Clarence Thomas Confirmation Hearings on Display at Smithsonian
The infamous pubic hair that almost derailed Justice Clarence Thomas’s Senate confirmation is on display at the Smithsonian.
The Deny-Deny-Deny Plan
Everyone needs a role model, even the CEO of a pizza empire.
Flight Delayed in 1966 Finally Takes Off
A flight delayed in 1966 finally gets the approval to take off.
