Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Furrows in Rupert Murdoch's Brow Reveal Missing Elements of Ancient Map
Furrows in Rupert Murdoch’s Brow Reveal Missing Elements of Ancient Map
The Disciples
Jesus reveals to his disciples that the wine they are drinking is actually his blood.
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments ‘Over-Regulation’; Would Repeal Five of Them
House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware'
WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”
Infamous Pubic Hair from 1991 Clarence Thomas Confirmation Hearings on Display at Smithsonian
The infamous pubic hair that almost derailed Justice Clarence Thomas’s Senate confirmation is on display at the Smithsonian.
The Deny-Deny-Deny Plan
Everyone needs a role model, even the CEO of a pizza empire.
Flight Delayed in 1966 Finally Takes Off
A flight delayed in 1966 finally gets the approval to take off.
Herman Cain Vows to Make Himself a 'One-Term President'
Herman Cain told supporters if he becomes president, he will work diligently to make sure he does not get elected to a second term.
What Was He Thinking?
After forgetting a key point of his economic plan at the recent Republican debate, some say Rick Perry has nothing left inside his head. We don’t agree.
New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew
A prominent Christian scholar provides proof that that Jesus Christ was not Jewish, but Christian.
