Michele Bachmann Revamped
Michele Bachmann Revamped.
Michele Bachmann Revamped.
WASHINGTON — After three years of having congressional Republicans do the opposite of whatever he attempted, President Obama decided to use reverse psychology on the GOP to get them to move forward with his agenda.
“Stating the Obvious,” with host Duane Morgan. “Unemployment”
Although Libyan rebels captured and killed dictator Moammar Kadafi, the U.S. government has issued a reminder that Muammer Qaddafi and Moammar Gaddafi are still at large.
HOUSTON — GOP presidential candidates Mitt Romney and Gov. Rick Perry will settle their political differences by participating in a naked mud wrestling match to be televised live on the Discovery Channel next Wednesday.
In order to operate the United States in a more efficient manner, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain today proposed new business hours for the country.
Executives from the Nebraska-based restaurant chain issued a statement Friday denying that Cain ever worked for their company.
CANOGA PARK, CA — A local pizza delivery boy told reporters yesterday he is tired of walking onto the set of a porno film whenever he makes a home delivery.
“I’m not discounting Mr. Jobs for inventing the iPhone and iPad — those are very useful items,” said Cain, “but I was the one who came up with the pepperoni and sausage value pie for 6.99.”
Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”