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Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Mike Huckabee’s Plan to Save Israel with Mass Baptism of Jews
HOPE, AK (TheSkunk.org) — Presidential candidate and Baptist preacher Mike Huckabee said on Tuesday the…
Trump’s Immigration Policy Exposed
Donald Trump has vowed to build a barricade along the entire U.S.-Mexico border if he is elected president. But what, exactly, would it look like?
Trump Already Building His Presidential Library
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Ground broke Monday on the President Donald J. Trump Library and…
‘Disney Dollars’ New Currency of Greece
ATHENS (TheSkunk.org) — With the likelihood of being expelled from the Eurozone, Greece has decided…
Spielberg Accidentally Shoots Entire Movie in Vertical Format
Even the best of the best falter from time to time.
Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make…
FOX to Cover Ku Klux Klan Pre-Show
COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) – FOX News announced today it will provide pre-show coverage of Saturday’s…
Urine Recycling Big Business in California
Lawmakers have ordered residents to relieve themselves into plastic bottles, which they are to place on their curbs for daily pickup.
Cats No Longer Considered Mammals
PRAGUE (TheSkunk.org) – “Down with Cats!” was the cry from a group of renowned animal…
NASA Disappointed that Pluto Looks ‘Kinda Like the ‘Moon’
LAUREL, MD (TheSkunk.org) — After nine years and millions of dollars, NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft…
