Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Obama Campaign Booboo
With the Democratic primaries becoming ever more contentious and controversial, the campaign of Sen. Barack…
Bush's Other Daughter to Marry Aging Jewish Attorney
With the limelight focused on her twin sister’s upcoming nuptials, 26-year-old Barbara Bush revealed her…
Pelosi on McCain VP: Go Old
Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second-in-line for the presidency, said…
Should sex education be taught in public schools?
“Yes, but only by really hot teachers.”
–Jane Pardee,
High School Sophomore,
Fresno, CA
What Single Issue Matters to You Most?
“Why do you assume I’m single? Just because I’m a busy woman, with a fear of intimacy and a loathing for humanity, it doesn’t mean I’m not attached.”
— Sarah Howe
Realtor,
Sarasota, FL
