Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Donald Sterling to Sell Clippers to Cliven Bundy
LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — Racist owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, Donald Sterling, whose admonishment…
GM Recalling Every Car it Ever Made
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CNN Speculates Missing Plane Could Be Anywhere
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Missing Flight 370 Elaborate Publicity Stunt
ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) — There never was any airplane that went missing over the Indian Ocean,…
‘South Park’ Creators to Turn ‘12 Years a Slave’ into Broadway Musical
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the phenomenally successful…
Putin Rolls Triple Sixes: Moves Two More Troops into Position
UKRAINE (TheSkunk.org) — Russian President Vladimar Putin’s roll of the dice this morning resulted in…
Angelina Jolie to Star in ‘Vaginasaur’
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Chris Christie Denies Eating Three Lanes of Bridge
TRENTON, N.J. (TheSkunk.org) — In a press conference Friday, Governor Chris Christie denied creating a…
Winner in Last Night’s Mega Millions Lottery Was Not You
BREAKING NEWS (TheSkunk.org) –Two winners correctly selected the winning numbers in Tuesday’s Mega-Millions lottery drawing,…
Miley Cyrus to Replace Paul Walker in ‘Fast & Furious’ Sequel
HOLLYWOOD, CA (TheSkunk.org) — Twerky-jerky pop star Miley Cyrus will be replacing the late actor…
