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Herman Cain Suspends His Marriage
ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) – Saying the bevy of “false accusations” against him have been hurtful to his wife and family, presidential candidate Herman Cain announced today the suspension of his 43-year marriage to Gloria Cain.
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Bachmann Gets Endorsement Deal with Thorazine
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The antipsychotic drug Thorazine has been named the official medication of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign. A recent post on Bachmann’s Twitter account read: “Looking forward to being official Thorazine spokesperson.” Thorazine is the brand name for
Secluded Republican Voter Thinks 2000 Presidential Campaign is Still Going On
ATHENS, OH — Anthropologists from the University of Ohio discovered a Republican voter isolated deep in the Appalachian hills who thinks the 2000 presidential campaign is still going on. It was a warm Sunday afternoon when Dr. Uri Armani made the startling discovery of “Carl,” a conservative
Hillary Hits the Trail for 2016
NEW YORK — Hillary Clinton, barely recovering from her defeat in the 2008 Democratic primaries, has announced her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election. Sen. Clinton said that the 101 months of rigorous campaigning between now and the 2016 election will give her the time she needs to ingrain
McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head
CLEVELAND, OH – Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus head. Purchased by McCain for 29.95, “The Submissive Jesus” speaks 100 random phrases, such as, “Just
Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out
The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the election in November, or she’s seeking a divorce. “I’m an attractive, younger woman, with
Obama Campaign Booboo
With the Democratic primaries becoming ever more contentious and controversial, the campaign of Sen. Barack Obama ran into yet another hitch yesterday, when a back-ordered shipment of bumper stickers arrived at their Chicago headquarters, containing
