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Ahmadinejad gets key endorsement from himself

Ahmadinejad gets key endorsement from himself

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 3, 2009

TEHRAN, Iran – Iran’s President  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad formally endorsed himself for a second term as president Monday in a ceremony that sought to quell discontent among Iranians, by declaring himself a leader worthy of his own acclamation. “I am pleased to inform

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Phelps Scores Endorsement deal with Bong Manufacturer

Phelps Scores Endorsement deal with Bong Manufacturer

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 12, 2009

HUMBOLDT COUNTY, CA — Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has signed a three-year endorsement agreement with Toke-Rite Industries, the world’s largest manufacturer of bongs and other marijuana paraphernalia. After Kellogg’s dumped

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McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head

McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 8, 2008

McCain carries his talking Jesus doll CLEVELAND, OH – Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus head. Purchased by McCain for 29.95, “

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McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement

McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement

By Editors, The Skunk • on May 24, 2008

John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor McCheese. “On behalf of all us here in McBurger Land,” said McCheese at a press conference earlier in the week, “I wholeheartedly endorse McCain for McChief.” But that endorsement was short-lived

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