Phelps Scores Endorsement deal with Bong Manufacturer
HUMBOLDT COUNTY, CA — Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has signed a three-year endorsement agreement with Toke-Rite Industries, the world’s largest manufacturer of bongs and other marijuana paraphernalia. After Kellogg’s dumped the Olympic champion as their spokesperson, recalling
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McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head
CLEVELAND, OH – Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement,
McCain Rejects McCheese Endorsement
John McCain rejected an endorsement today by that well-known icon of the fast-food world, Mayor McCheese. “On behalf of all us here in McBurger Land,” said McCheese at a press conference earlier in the week, “I wholeheartedly endorse McCain for McChief.” But that endorsement was short-lived
