The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed #4

mar · riage (mar’ ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually leave for his younger, more attractive mistress.  SEE: JOHN MCCAIN.

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Bush’s Other Daughter to Marry Aging Jewish Attorney

With the limelight focused on her twin sister’s upcoming nuptials, 26-year-old Barbara Bush revealed her secret engagement to Sidney Bluchstein, a 57-year-old Jewish injury attorney in Washington DC.
A spokesperson for the White House said President Bush is delighted to have a Jew in the family. “They may have killed Jesus,” the President was quoted as [...]