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Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 9, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of business is to get herself “in a family way” — again.
“How wonderful it would be to conceive a child in the Vice President’s residence?” asked Palin, a mother of two boys [...]

McCain Names Cheerleader Secretary of State

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 5, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

MINNEAPOLIS - On the tails of his controversial vice-presidential selection, Senator John McCain has made yet another startling announcement, this time telling an audience of steelworkers that 16-year-old Emma Rae Schurr of Bulls Gap, Tennessee will be his Secretary of State.
Ms. Schurr is a junior at Robert E. Lee High School, where she captains the [...]

Palin’s Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

ST. PAUL — Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet, is four-months pregnant.
“We’re very proud that Sniglet has chosen to keep the baby,” said Palin, “and prouder that she was able to do it without any instruction in human sexuality.”
Sniglet plans on marrying the father, 32-year-old Snippy “Just-Call-Me-Uncle” [...]

Statutory Rape to be Legal in Alaska

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 1, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

JUNEAU, AK — Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has proposed new legislation that would legalize sexual relations with a minor.
“Bristol’s Law,” named after Gov. Palin’s 17-year-old daughter who was impregnated by an 18 year old hockey player, will make it legal for an adult to have sex with an underage [...]

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