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Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK — The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain the highly guarded acceptance speech he will be delivering tonight at the Republican Convention. What follows is the full speech, pieced together directly from Senator McCain’s head, transcribed in [...]

Republicans Say Goodbye to Elephant

By Editors The Skunk ⋅ May 10, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The elephant, long the familiar symbol of the GOP, has followed the Marlboro Man into the dustbin of retired icons.
A special committee appointed by the RNC, headed by Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter, has chosen a new emblem, which will be unveiled at the 2008 Republican convention. The logo, a graphically designed mound of human [...]

McCain Discloses “No Expertise” List

By Editors The Skunk ⋅ April 27, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

SEDONA, AZ - Following his admission that he is no “expert” on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain today gave a list to the media of other areas where he is “no expert.”
The two handwritten, spiral bound volumes included categories as diverse as “The Constitution,” “Due Process,” “Separation of Powers,” “The [...]