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Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate

April 18, 2012 | By | Reply More
Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate

Mitt Romney surprised pundits on both sides of the aisle today when he announced his wallet will be joining the GOP ticket as his vice presidential running mate.

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10 Most Restrictive Anti-Woman Laws of 2012

March 18, 2012 | By | Reply More
10 Most Restrictive Anti-Woman Laws of 2012

The ten most restrictive anti-woman laws passed by state legislatures in 2012.

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Donald Trump to Debate His Own Penis

December 7, 2011 | By | Reply More
Donald Trump to Debate His Own Penis

Donald Trump announced he will be debating his own penis.

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Sandusky to Enter Republican Primary Race

November 15, 2011 | By | Reply More
Sandusky to Enter Republican Primary Race

STATE COLLEGE, PA — Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky has thrown his hat into the 2012 Republican presidential primary race.

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GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them

November 4, 2011 | By | Reply More
GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them

GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments ‘Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them

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Republicans Seek to Draft Corpse of Jesse Helms to Run in Presidential Primaries

October 26, 2011 | By | Reply More
Republicans Seek to Draft Corpse of Jesse Helms to Run in Presidential Primaries

Republican officials are trying to persuade the corpse of the late Senator Jesse Helms to enter the presidential primary race.

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Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds

April 6, 2011 | By | Reply More
Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office’s general fund.

How much did he spend?

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Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

March 31, 2011 | By | Reply More
Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.

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Republicans Reject No-Lie Zone

March 9, 2011 | By | Reply More
Republicans Reject No-Lie Zone

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Opposing efforts by Democrats in Congress to pass a no-lie zone over the nation’s capital, Republican lawmakers say they will defeat any legislation requiring honest discourse and veracity from elected officials.

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Mitt Romney Eager to Lose 2012 Election

January 28, 2011 | By | Reply More
Mitt Romney Eager to Lose 2012 Election

Former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is eager to lose the 2012 election to incumbent Barack Obama.

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