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Vatican Naval Forces Sink Shipload of Condoms

Vatican Naval Forces Sink Shipload of Condoms

April 14, 2010

Pope Benedict ordered his heavily armed battleship, the SS Holy Ghost, to fire at the merchant ship, after learning that its cargo would prevent thousands of unwanted pregnancies and the spread of AIDS — the deadly scurge God sent to Earth to force homosexuals into the clergy.

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Marine Life Protest North Korean Missile Attack

By • on April 8, 2009

PACIFIC OCEAN — An alliance of squid, eels, rays, deep sea bass and other marine animals voiced their opposition to North Korea’s launch of a missile over the weekend that struck deep into their territory. Thousands of their respective species, as well as turtles, dolphins, seahorses, sponges,

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Bush Set to Attack “Life Forms” on Mars

Bush Set to Attack “Life Forms” on Mars

By • on August 1, 2008

NASA’s recent confirmation that water exists on Mars has the White House maneuvering in an offensive posture. Should scientists discover life on the red planet – including the tiniest microbes — President Bush said he is prepared to launch a preemptive attack with the “full force of the United

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Deception Called in McCain Ads

By • on May 23, 2008

The John McCain campaign is being accused of deception in its advertising, by utilizing images of a fit and trim young man and claiming that it’s the senator. “These images show up repeatedly in several of his ads,” according to Joseph Stubin of the Institute for Campaign Honesty. “In one ad,

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