Year: 2008

• Election 2008

Palin Caught in Prank Jesus Call

Editors November 1, 2008

JUNEAU, AK — Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had a brief phone conversation with a man she...

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• Election 2008

Harassing Phone Calls Linked to McCain

Editors November 1, 2008

PHOENIX, AZ — Backers of Senator Barack Obama have been receiving anonymous phone calls, assailing them with...

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• Culture
• Politics

McCain to Enslave Poor

Editors October 30, 2008

SUPREMECY, OH -- In a last-ditch-effort to present a solution to the nation's ailing economy, Senator John...

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• Election 2008
• Video

The Academy of Sarah Palin Look-Alikes

Editors October 29, 2008

Ever wonder where all those Sarah Palin look-alikes come from?

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• Skunk Nation

U.S. Gov't Pays $4 Million Dollars to Joe the Plumber for Replacement of Washer

Editors October 20, 2008

The Government Accounting Office reported today that the man McCain refers to as "Joe the Plumber" has...

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• Election 2008

'Plumber Joe' Replaced by 'Crack Whore Wanda'

Editors October 16, 2008

AKRON, OH -- In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he...

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• Economy

Feds to Wager $200 Billion in Vegas Gaming

Editors October 14, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC — Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson announced today that the United States has allotted $200 billion...

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• Opinion

Will Race Influence Your Vote?

Editors October 13, 2008

Absolutely not. My dad lost his life savings at the races --  imaginary ostrich races that were held...

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• Entertainment
• Skunk Classics

Spielberg to Direct Unauthorized Biography of Himself

Editors October 11, 2008

Paramount Pictures has announced that Steven Spielberg will be directing a feature film based on a soon-to-be-released...

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• Election 2008

McCain's Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy

Editors October 7, 2008

NEW YORK, NY — While taping a segment for the TV show, “The View,” John McCain announced...

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