McCain to Defend Georgia with “Surge of One”
WASHINGTON, DC — John McCain has volunteered to pilot an F-16 to confront the Russian…
WASHINGTON, DC — John McCain has volunteered to pilot an F-16 to confront the Russian…
In a press conference last Friday, Dr. Lamont Dandle, head curator for the National Archives, announced that one of the remaining original, handwritten copies of the United States Constitution had been damaged beyond repair — and President Bush was to blame.
John McCain’s new political commercial.
WASHINGTON, DC—The United States Congress is outsourcing its workload to a contactor in Malaysia, according to a report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office. Beginning this month, the laborious task of lawmaking will be sent to the Tengku Wan Consulting and Sewage Company in Kuala Lumpur.
CLEVELAND, OH – Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a…
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — A reporter was nearly beaten to death last night after a confrontation with former president Bill Clinton, who was vacationing in the resort town with his family.
CHICAGO — Barack Obama will be the opening act for Led Zeppelin’s “Man Are We…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senators Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) and Larry Craig (R-Idaho) have introduced legislation that…
NASA’s recent confirmation that water exists on Mars has the White House maneuvering in an…
Washington, D. C. — Taking its cue from the International Astronomical Union, which declared in…