Mara Lago (TheSkunk.org) — President-Elect Donald Trump today promised to bring Soviet-era breadlines to the United States, referring to them as “so popular in the
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Lindsey Graham’s Transition to Bootlicking Toady Complete
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The physician who performed surgery on Lindsey Graham today confirmed the South Carolina senator’s transition from “something humanoid” to a “worshipping, ass-kissing,
Poll: Cat Turd Leads Trump by 11 Percentage Points Nationally in Head-to-Head Matchup
WASHINGTON (TheSkung.org) – If the 2020 election were held today, a new poll shows that Trump would lose to excrement from various animals, including a
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures in order to assure victories in the forthcoming congressional races.
Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time
In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”
Image of Marco Rubio Blowing Great Dane Photoshopped, Claims Campaign
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A photo released online by the Ted Cruz campaign depicting Marco Rubio performing oral sex on a Great Dane is not authentic,
Chris Christie Denies Eating Three Lanes of Bridge
TRENTON, N.J. (TheSkunk.org) — In a press conference Friday, Governor Chris Christie denied creating a devastating traffic jam by devouring three lanes of the George
