Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama's 'Jobs Killing' Policies

Obama's Jobs Killing Bills

Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”

Bachmann Would Reintroduce Smallpox to America

Get Your Smallpox Vaccine

Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told a crowd of Tea Party members on Tuesday the first thing she would do as president is reintroduce the smallpox virus back into nature.

House Tea Party Members Confused Over what just Happened

Tea Party Convention

The passage of the debt-ceiling compromise bill has left Tea Party congressional members wondering what they voted for.

Nude Photo of Gov. Chris Christie Crashes Internet

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today denied uploading a nude photo of himself to his Twitter account — an image which caused the Internet to completely shut down for three hours on Tuesday.

Bachmann Confuses George Washington Carver with George Washington

Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.

Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea

Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.

Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.

Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month

President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month.

Who will be next?

Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up

John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.

Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

Michele Bachmann wants to replace no-fly zone over Libya.

Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.

Compulsive Masturbation 'Unconstitutional' Says Bachmann

Bachmann Opposes Compulsive Masturbation

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off.”