NEW YORK -- Having gotten wise to television viewers fast-forwarding through advertisements on their DVRs, advertisers have...
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In a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a swollen red vagina, to...
DURHAM, NC -- Upon learning that Ford Motor Company posted a surprise second-quarter profit of $2.3 billion,...
BALTIMORE -- Deliveryman Henry Zulligan said he regrets the decision he made after graduating high school that...
Apple CEO Steven Jobs has received an update to his liver to correct serious vulnerabilities detected in...
DETROIT/GUANTANAMO BAY -- Terrorist Abdullah Reza Mafabi, imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with Al Qaeda, is...
SEATTLE -- Bill Gates has thrown his hat into the auto manufacturing ring. Microsoft's first generation...
General Motors Corp. is recalling 1.5 million vehicles because of potential cranial impalings.
NEW YORK -- Descendants of legendary scammer Charles Ponzi (1882-1949) sued Bernard Madoff today for infringing on...
Once a highly-ranked, card-carrying Jew, Bernard Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest financial scam in history, has...