Election 2008

Election 2008

Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?

Editors May 23, 2008

Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s running mate,...

Election 2008

McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed

Editors May 22, 2008

One of the best kept secrets in Washington was revealed yesterday when John McCain’s heretofore unknown identical...

Election 2008

Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code

Editors May 20, 2008

The DNC staffers who came up with the baffling “Super Delegate” nominating process have been tapped by...

Election 2008

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

Editors May 18, 2008

The wife of presidential candidate John McCain has given the senator an ultimatum: Either he wins the...

Election 2008

McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers

Editors May 15, 2008

After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary...

Election 2008

McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone

Editors May 14, 2008

A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not only lose...

Election 2008

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Editors May 11, 2008

Former President Bill Clinton says the sexual tension between his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator Barack...

Super Delegate Can’t Fly

Editors May 10, 2008

A Democratic National Committee “Super Delegate” from Tennessee, suffered severe fractures to his skull, ribs, arms and...

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

Editors May 10, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC -- Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he...

Election 2008

Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright

Editors May 5, 2008

In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the contentious Chicago...

Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?

McCain’s Gay Twin Exposed

Creators of Super Delegate System to Revamp Tax Code

Cindy McCain to Hubby: Win or I’m Out

McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers

McCain Beatable by Anyone, Everyone

Sexual Tension Good for Party Says Former President

Super Delegate Can’t Fly

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright

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