“Why should he be entitled to all this wealth,” asked the President, “when so many of our fellow citizens struggle every day to put food on the table?”
Sources at the Treasury Department reveal Mitt Romney received millions of dollars from the IRS from 2001 through 2008.
Germany’s Stephan Feck received the very first gold medal for the newly created 3m Backflop Diving competition.
The decision to outsource the team was “all business,” according to Romney, who formed a shell corporation in the Caymans to handle the transaction.
Immediately following the announcement of the Mars landing by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Rep. Michelle Bachmann tweeted to her followers: “Existence of planet other than Earth biggest hoax ever perpetrated by left wing media.”
The Metropolitan Police Service is investigating the enigmatic loops, along with hundreds of other similarly interconnected rings that have sprung up across the British countryside in recent weeks.
NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre said the ban on poison blow darts should be lifted “once and for all.”
Penn State officials tore down the controversial statue of the late Joe Paterno and shipped it to the Vatican, where it will be on display at St. Peter’s Basilica.
Mitt Romney began his speech to the annual NAACP conference with the phrase “Hakuna Matada.”
Mitt Romney allegedly failed to report income he made performing in a string of pormographic movies.
