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Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month

Editors May 4, 2011

President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month. Who will be next?

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Trump Claims He's Killed More Terrorists than Obama

Editors May 2, 2011

Donald Trump told reporters Monday that he is "very proud and honored" to have killed many more...

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William and Kate Promise to Restore Medieval Values to Monarchy

Editors April 29, 2011

Britain's newest pair of royals have laid out plans to return their nation to the totalitarian rule...

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Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up

Editors April 19, 2011

John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal...

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Alien Refutes Abductee's Version of Events

Editors April 9, 2011

A man's account of being abducted by aliens is being disputed by the aliens.

What really...

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Straight Man Likes to Act Gay

Editors April 7, 2011

A pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then...

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Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds

Editors April 6, 2011

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress...

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Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

Editors March 31, 2011

Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with...

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Compulsive Masturbation 'Unconstitutional' Says Bachmann

Editors March 30, 2011

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers...

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Japanese Blame Nuclear Disaster on Faulty Floor Mats

Editors March 24, 2011

TOKYO (TheSkunk.org) -- A couple of improperly fitted floor mats from a 2009 Toyota Camry were cited...

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