Trump Renames ‘Greenland’ to ‘White Land’ 
Trump to Remove Indigo from Color Spectrum 
Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
San Diego Issues Heightened Filner Alert
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) – Another mayoral harassment will occur sometime in the next 30 days,…
San Diego Chicken Latest to Accuse Mayor Filner of Harassment
SAN DIEGO (TheSkunk.org) — A new victim has come forward to accuse Mayor Bob Filner…
British Men Encourage Princess Kate to Breastfeed in Public
LONDON (TheSkunk.org) — A survey released today reveals 93% of British men want Princess Catherine…
Donkey-Zebra Sex Outlawed in North Carolina
Raleigh, NC (TheSkunk.org) –The Republican controlled legislature today passed a bill banning donkeys from having…
Royal Baby’s First Poop Goes on Display
LONDON (TheSkunk.org) – Prince William and Kate Middleton have donated the first poop of their…
Post Office to Feature Weiner Pics on Stamps
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Postal Service today announced it will be issuing a new…
George Zimmerman Rescues Family From Car Wreck, Then Shoots Them
Sanford, FL (TheSkunk.org) — George Zimmerman, the man whose acquittal in the Trayvon Martin shooting…
A City in Indonesia Has Banned Female Flatulence in Public.
“As long as they have an exception for rape and incest, I guess I’m okay with it…”
Paula Balaban,
Kindergarten Teacher,
Bangor, ME
NSA Leaker Snowden Executed by Chinese as ‘Preventative Measure’
BEIJING (TheSkunk.org) — Edward Snowden, the 29-year-old college dropout whose disclosure of top secret U.S….
Disney Acquires Porn Company
BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media,…
