Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Donkey-Zebra Sex Outlawed in North Carolina
Raleigh, NC (TheSkunk.org) –The Republican controlled legislature today passed a bill banning donkeys from having…
Royal Baby’s First Poop Goes on Display
LONDON (TheSkunk.org) – Prince William and Kate Middleton have donated the first poop of their…
Post Office to Feature Weiner Pics on Stamps
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The U.S. Postal Service today announced it will be issuing a new…
George Zimmerman Rescues Family From Car Wreck, Then Shoots Them
Sanford, FL (TheSkunk.org) — George Zimmerman, the man whose acquittal in the Trayvon Martin shooting…
A City in Indonesia Has Banned Female Flatulence in Public.
“As long as they have an exception for rape and incest, I guess I’m okay with it…”
Paula Balaban,
Kindergarten Teacher,
Bangor, ME
NSA Leaker Snowden Executed by Chinese as ‘Preventative Measure’
BEIJING (TheSkunk.org) — Edward Snowden, the 29-year-old college dropout whose disclosure of top secret U.S….
Disney Acquires Porn Company
BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media,…
Baby Rescued From Inside Woman’s Body
An infant was discovered curled up inside a woman’s body.
It’s National Skunk Day, Again
It’s that time of year when we celebrate those odoriferous little creatures who have showered…
IRS Accused of Extorting Millions from Working-Class Americans
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Internal Revenue Service targeted millions of citizens in a wide-ranging extortion…
