Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Republicans Seek to Draft Corpse of Jesse Helms to Run in Presidential Primaries
Republican officials are trying to persuade the corpse of the late Senator Jesse Helms to enter the presidential primary race.
The Osama bin Laden Death Song
The Osama bin Laden Song
How Financial Markets Work
Mutating a much beloved American Institution.
Vaguely Familiar
Everything New is Old Again.
Crude Siblings
What’s in a name?
Trump as Humble Government Servant
A government of the Donald, by the Donald, and for the Donald.
Tea Party Protestors
What are they really saying?
Small Town
Behind every small town is a big lust for life, among other things.
Rushmore Revisited
“Oh the times, they are a-changin'” — Bob Dylan
The Real Mitch McConnell
Can we really get to know someone without first revealing what’s inside their head?
