Bachmann Would Reintroduce Smallpox to America
Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told a crowd of Tea Party members on Tuesday the first thing she would do as president is reintroduce the smallpox virus back into nature.
Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told a crowd of Tea Party members on Tuesday the first thing she would do as president is reintroduce the smallpox virus back into nature.
AMSTERDAM — In a reversal on a policy that dates back over 1300 years, Zombies are no longer required to lift and hold their arms outstretched in front of themselves.
The passage of the debt-ceiling compromise bill has left Tea Party congressional members wondering what they voted for.
Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP’s hatred of President Obama for another six months.
Publishing tycoon Rupert Murdoch and his son James made an offer to purchase the British Parliament.
What are their plans?
North Korean officials claim that over half a million dissidents, protestors and human rights activists were recently killed by a lightning strike that hit the entire country.
The antipsychotic drug Thorazine has been named the official medication of the Michele Bachmann presidential campaign.
The husband of presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann said he uses so-called “color correction therapy” in his counseling practice to help African Americans transform themselves into white people.
FLAXEN, MO (TheSkunk.org) — A school bus accident that killed 23 people caused major damages to the bus, which will take at least six weeks to put back into working order.
STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.