Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Bezos to Send Trump to Space with Specially Selected Star Trek Shirt 
Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General…
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
Giuliani: Trump Could Still Be President If Imprisoned
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President…
Evangelicals Strike ‘Adultery’ from Ten Commandments
BIRMINGHAM (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement, the National Evangelical Alliance has decided to remove…
Scientific Community Bans Cloning of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
The International Order of Concerned Scientists has concluded that the cloning of Ms. Sanders would unleash unintended consequences and must be prevented at all costs.
Thousands of Camouflaged Military Vehicles Go Missing
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Over 10,000 camouflaged tanks, armored personnel carriers, and combat support vehicles have…
Trump to Build His Own Prison
New York (TheSkunk.org) —- President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where…
EPA to Allow Feces in Drinking Water
The new EPA order coincides with the recent deregulation of other toxic compounds, such as glue, turpentine and Raspberry-pumpkin Fanta soda.
Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures…
