Should a prosecutor be able to indict a sitting President?
“Only if he’s a lying, racist, ignorant criminal. Other than that, sure, why not?”
— Dr. Franklin Bamalabiddi,
Criminology Professor,
MIT
First Lady Changes Name of ‘Be Best’ Campaign to ‘Be Da Best’
Melania Trump has decided to change the name of her anti-bullying campaign, from “Be Best” to “Be Da Best.”
Police Blame Victim for Not Changing Color Prior to Being Shot
A black man who was shot by police at a mall should have camouflaged himself by changing skin color, say authorities.
Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump condemned the chuckles and guffaws directed at
Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN
President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.
Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.
Giuliani: Trump Could Still Be President If Imprisoned
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President Trump would have to give up his presidency while serving
Evangelicals Strike ‘Adultery’ from Ten Commandments
BIRMINGHAM (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement, the National Evangelical Alliance has decided to remove commandment number seven from the list of God’s top ten
Scientific Community Bans Cloning of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
The International Order of Concerned Scientists has concluded that the cloning of Ms. Sanders would unleash unintended consequences and must be prevented at all costs.
Thousands of Camouflaged Military Vehicles Go Missing
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Over 10,000 camouflaged tanks, armored personnel carriers, and combat support vehicles have mysteriously vanished, according to Pentagon officials. The vehicles, painted in
