Trump Musk 
Trump to Bring Soviet-Era Bread Lines to U.S. 
Jackie Kennedy Attemps Shoe Retrieval 
Disneyland to Remove Matterhorn, Replace with Tilt-A-Whirl 
Abortions Allowed in Texas if Trump is the Father 
Toyota Camry Sprouts Wings, Flies into 61st Floor of Empire State Building
A Toyota Camry sprouted wings and flew uncontrollably from a highway in Massachusetts into the 61st floor of the Empire State Building over the weekend.
Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew
BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.
“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #6
Number six in a collection of Super Bowl commercials that CBS refused to air.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #5
Number five in a collection of Super Bowl commercials the networks refused to air.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #4
Number four in a collection of Super Bowl commercials the TV networks refused to air.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #3
Number three in a collection of Super Bowl commercials rejected or banned by the TV networks.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #2
Number two in a collection of Super Bowl commercials rejected or banned by the TV networks.
Rejected Super Bowl Commercials | #1
A collection of Super Bowl commercials the TV networks refused to air.
Super Bowl Delayed to Give Fan Time to Purchase TV
Superbowl XLIV has been delayed indefinitely today, to give dock worker Harry Archburn enough time to purchase his first HD television set, return home and install it in time for the big game.
HexxonBobo
HexxonBobo Commercial Explains Rising Gas Prices
