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May 30, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Obama Sets Timetable for War on Poverty

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Obama Sets Timetable for War on Poverty

Declaring that the United States will not commit itself to another unending, unwinnable conflict, President Obama today called for a complete withdrawal from the War on Poverty within 18 months.

April 20, 2010June 6, 2015 Braddon Mendelson

GOP Introduces 'Minority Rules' Bill

Politics
GOP Introduces 'Minority Rules' Bill

“The Democrats have controlled Congress with their elected majorities for too long,” declared Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. “With the passage of ‘Minority Rules,’ our party’s failed strategies on financial reform and deregulation of commerce and industry will become the law of the land.”

March 26, 2010 Braddon Mendelson

Republicans Claim Victory in Passing Healthcare Reform

WASHINGTON — In an apparent about-face, members of the Republican party are not only embracing the recently passed Health Care reform legislation as their own, but insisting its success stems from two minor provisions GOP leaders insisted be stricken from the bill on a technicality.

February 14, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

Republican Senators Approve Tax Breaks for Canadians

Economy
Republican Senators Approve Tax Breaks for Canadians

OTTAWA — Dissatisfied with the stimulus package that made its way through Congress, and the lack of conservative input contained therein, Republican senators voted unanimously over the weekend to give tax breaks to Canadians.

February 2, 2009 Braddon Mendelson

White House Touts Double-Digit Employment

WASHINGTON, DC — A new report from the White House indicates that 93% of Americans currently have jobs, superseding previous accounts from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that 7% were out of work.

September 7, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Election 2008
Hillary Voters Change Minds About Important Issues to Vote for Palin

PHILADELPHIA, PA — A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have

August 28, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

Health
Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

WASHINGTON, DC – Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant.

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