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December 21, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Santa Won't be Coming to Your Town

Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.

December 10, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Man Sells Stuff on eBay to Pay for other Stuff

Business

TRENTON — A New Jersey man sold some of his stuff on eBay last week, and plans to use the money he makes to buy other stuff.

December 6, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Post Office Adds Bush to Presidential Stamp Series

Politics

WASHINGTON, DC — The United States Post Office announced today that it will be adding the image of George W. Bush to its popular commemorative stamp series entitled “Bad Presidents.”

November 11, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

White House Faces Foreclosure

Skunk Nation

A “Notice of Foreclosure Sale” was issued for the White House on Friday, informing the occupants they have 30 days to vacate the premises before

October 30, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

SUPREMECY, OH — In a last-ditch-effort to present a solution to the nation’s ailing economy, Senator John McCain today disclosed a new plan to allow small businesses to utilize the country’s poor without having to compensate them.

October 16, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

'Plumber Joe' Replaced by 'Crack Whore Wanda'

AKRON, OH — In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he had recently met, who sells her body on street corners and dark alleyways. “Wanda is a working, single mother, and shouldn’t have to pay increased taxes,” said McCain. “I trust her to do a better job with her own money than the government, but under Senator Obama’s tax policies, she wouldn’t have enough cash to pay her rent, compensate her pimp and purchase a supply of clean needles. “

October 7, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

McCain's Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy

NEW YORK, NY — While taping a segment for the TV show, “The View,” John McCain announced a new economic plan, where citizens would be

September 25, 2008 Braddon Mendelson

Claim your Bailout Money Today!

WASHINGTON — The federal government is planning on bailing out huge Wall Street corporations with up to a trillion dollars of taxpayers’ money — your money!

The Skunk doesn’t think that’s fair. We believe average citizens like you should get a cut of the proceeds. That’s why we’re proud to announce our “Where’s My Bailout Money, Congress?” assistance program.