Racists Disappointed in Election Outcome
SCOURGE, AR — A gathering of racists at a local diner expressed their disappointment at the…
SCOURGE, AR — A gathering of racists at a local diner expressed their disappointment at the…
PHOENIX, AZ — Backers of Senator Barack Obama have been receiving anonymous phone calls, assailing…
SUPREMECY, OH — In a last-ditch-effort to present a solution to the nation’s ailing economy, Senator John McCain today disclosed a new plan to allow small businesses to utilize the country’s poor without having to compensate them.
SEDONA, AZ — John McCain is currently seeking writers for his November 4th concession speech….
In a nationwide survey conducted Tuesday, John McCain received the support of 58% of Americans with droopy jowls.
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Senator Hillary Clinton, desperate to pay off campaign debts and stay…
A poll taken in the first week of May suggests that John McCain would not…