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February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Braddon Mendelson

Trump Slated to Use ‘Best Words’ for State of the Union Address

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Trump Slated to Use ‘Best Words’ for State of the Union Address

As the nation braces itself for the delivery of Donald Trump’s second State of the Union Address, sources familiar with the President’s speech say it

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December 6, 2018December 7, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’

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Trump Claims California Downpour Caused by ‘Cloud Mismanagement’

Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.

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September 26, 2018September 26, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’

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Trump Calls UN Reaction to His Speech ‘Fake Laughter’

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — A day after delivering a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, President Trump condemned the chuckles and guffaws directed at

August 27, 2018November 28, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN

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Trump Replaces NAFTA with CUMSTAIN

President Trump announced a new trade agreement with our North America partners, complete with a new name.

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June 16, 2018November 28, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream

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Scott Pruitt Used Staff to Purchase, Apply Anal Bleaching Cream

EPA Chief Scott Pruitt instructed his staff to locate and purchase a particular brand of anal bleaching cream for his personal use.

May 17, 2018May 17, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Giuliani: Trump Could Still Be President If Imprisoned

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Giuliani: Trump Could Still Be President If Imprisoned

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President Trump would have to give up his presidency while serving

March 25, 2018March 25, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Evangelicals Strike ‘Adultery’ from Ten Commandments

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Evangelicals Strike ‘Adultery’ from Ten Commandments

BIRMINGHAM (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement, the National Evangelical Alliance has decided to remove commandment number seven from the list of God’s top ten

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November 26, 2017 Braddon Mendelson

Trump to Build His Own Prison

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Trump to Build His Own Prison

New York (TheSkunk.org) —- President Donald Trump will be building the federal prison facility where he plans to reside with his family in about nine

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October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Braddon Mendelson

Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms

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Huckabee Sanders: Dems Pulling ‘Shenanigans’ to Take 2018 Mid-Terms

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — The Trump administration today accused the Democratic Party of taking underhanded measures in order to assure victories in the forthcoming congressional races. 

August 6, 2017November 28, 2018 Braddon Mendelson

Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time

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Trump Vows to Keep Trains Running on Time

In a series of late night tweets, President Trump yesterday set as a goal the absolute precision of Amtrak arrival and departure timetables. “If a train is supposed to leave from Newark at a certain time,” he wrote, “it should leave at that time and not another time.”

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